Sometimes it’s a piercingly bright red taillight. It’s noon in summer you fucknozzle, WE SEE YOU. We don’t need to see you three time zones over. I wish I was physically capable of exerting great violence upon people because that’s where we are as a society.

The mindset of these people aggravates me, they’re in the same category as door hoggers: people who smack themselves in the way of bus, metro, or elevator exits… let people off first!