It’s the circle of news:

• Energy bills to rise as cost of living bites.
• Journalist killed by IDF for no reason.
• Andrew Windsor done another nonce thing.
• Government to reset EU relationship.
• Trump threatens tariff increases until tributes met.
• Starmer to maybe, possibly, kinda, almost do something.
• Farage distances himself from suitcase of cash left at his constituency office.
• Economy doing sweet fuck all.
• Energy bills to rise as cost of living bites.