Horses really are the perfect embodiment of ‘big chaotic stupid’ all 1,200 pounds of muscle and anxiety, ready to spook at a plastic bag and somehow also forget how to walk in a straight line. I vote we make it an honorary alignment just for them. Magnificent, lovable idiots.
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
This is waay too fucking perfect.
I’ve not owned a farm, but I grew around county fairs and often visited and helped out at horse stables or farms or what not.
The only change I could possibly suggesg is that somehow a horse needs to be ‘big chaotic stupid’, but i know that breaks the system, but goddamnit horses are fucking stupid.
isssei@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
iocase@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
They also walk around on their middle fingers so they’re literally flipping the world off with all 4 limbs from the day they were born.
Radiantprime@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’ve watched a horse kick itself in the cock
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
… that… is not something I previously had imagined as possible.
sigh