Last guy I dated had this big bottle of soap in his shower. It had a pump. Like that big.

That’s all that was in there.

I hold it up to look at what it was.

Some holiday scented shower gel. Purple.

I asked him " but what about shampoo , conditioner. What did he wash his face with?" Surely not Christmas berry body wash that looked like it was almost certainly something that he didn’t choose but found somewhere.

Maybe previous tennent or ex had left it there. Idk.

I bought him some 2 in one shampoo-conditioner the next day.

At least something. You know?.

You don’t go 3 in 1. That’s just not civil. 2 in 1 is a compromise , I guess.