Comment on Which grass?
woodenghost@hexbear.net 3 days ago
“Okay, nevermind, we’ll get back to it. For now, what’s that growing around second base?”
“That’s a big dill.”
“I’m sure it is, it’s almost obstructing the field. But what herb could be such big a deal that you let it grow on a baseball field?”
“Sure is”
“Never mind, we don’t have time for this. Can you get me back the time I lost on this bullshit?”
“Oh, you want thyme? Then let’s go to third base.”
“I just said, we don’t have time for this!”
“Well that’s why we should go to third base. We have plenty of thyme, you’ll see!”
“No we don’t, I just told you! We should head back to first base.”
“Back to witch?”
“To first base.”
“Yes. To witch.”
“You know which, I just told you to which base, we’ll keep the time in mind, pass by the big deal on second base and get back to which?”
“That’s the first time you got it right!”
woodenghost@hexbear.net 3 days ago
“Oh, this’ll be the last time with you on a baseball field.”
“Oh, don’t worry, there’s still plenty of thyme and I’ll have any thistle be dealt with first thing tomorrow.”
“You’ll have what?”
“I’ll tell our groundskeeper. He knows how to deal with them. You should hire him for your garden, you can see what marvelous work he’s done here.”
“This’ll be the day. I can see it everywhere.”
“Only until tomorrow.”