Wait, you’re on a forum date?

nice.

So umm… I don’t know what people do on dates nowadays but in my experience from back in the day when I was a real Dong JoAnne they just doom scrolled until I left their field of view or got near security personnel and then pointed goodbye at me.

I guess they got a little intimid-

👮< Excuse me, is this terminally online attention fiend bothering you?) 👮🏻‍♂️< We got a few calls… )