cash is disgustingly filthy and basically only good for criminal transactions

As waitress, I hate dealing with it — making change takes a lot of time and breals up the flow of service. At a good restaurant the hand sinks are placed well enough that washing hands after is pretty seamless, but I’ve worked at shops where I had to run all the way back the the dish pit after every cash transaction. And the worst part is the knowing winks like “I know you prefer cash” with the implication I’m a tax cheat. Fuck you, asshole! You’re just making more work for me! Now I have to log this myself and report it separately from my W-2s.