Interesting question. Now, you should know that I have come to think of you as a bit of a friend. Well, an acquaintance that I think fondly of, at least. Don’t want go overstep my boundaries here. But there’s so many memories we share, all my thoughts about you are warm and tender, I look forward to every new post you create. So in reply to your interesting question, here’s another question that has been haunting me ever since I first met you and that I honestly would pay money* to have a coherent, intelligible answer to: why are you never ever satisfied with the answers that you receive, so much so that you keep repeating the same questions?

* at least one unit of [local currency]