Got the message. This is clearly the military industrial complex telling me to go on Grindr and get some with my life partner fully knowing because we agreed to it, with him suggesting it, because he has his vows and we are going through some Operation Mockingbird shit; him having interned with the CIA, I believe and makes sense, and me just being your run-of-the-mill guy that accidentally told his entire ROTC cadre over weeks that his sister (nonexistent) got him pregnant.

But, nah, seriously, this is my job. I think. Being this counterintelligent as I just naturally am.

Victorious’ story was unbelievable, crazy, and completely true.

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