The fact art like this exists just makes me all the more certain that if we find any sort of intelligence in the universe, biological or not, someone is going to try fucking them. It will likely be one of the first things someone does.
“Sir we sent in the battle AI’s to dominate humanity before our colonization team arrives.”
“Good how many have died?”
“Uh none. Aparrently the humans find the slight curvature of the bots’ torsos arousing, so many of them submitted to the bots immediately and just started calling them ‘mommy doms’”
“What?!”
[shows commander a clip of sub begging “mommy” battle droid to step on them]
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The fact art like this exists just makes me all the more certain that if we find any sort of intelligence in the universe, biological or not, someone is going to try fucking them. It will likely be one of the first things someone does.
“Sir we sent in the battle AI’s to dominate humanity before our colonization team arrives.”
“Good how many have died?”
“Uh none. Aparrently the humans find the slight curvature of the bots’ torsos arousing, so many of them submitted to the bots immediately and just started calling them ‘mommy doms’”
“What?!”
[shows commander a clip of sub begging “mommy” battle droid to step on them]
“…”
“…”
“Perhaps we should leave the humans alone…”
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
My partner is into battle droids
four@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Are you a battle droid?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
No, I’m a shapeshifter goddess. I might have turned into a battle droid once. I often turn into My partner’s kinks