I dunno, even after we got a team close enough to count as home, my choices have always been arbitrary . Mind you, I don’t really get into team sports, but it’s always fun to have a team for casual conversation.

When I was a kid, it was the Jets, the Eagles, the Vikings or the Bengals, depending on the year and my mood. For us football, obviously. All based on their uniforms or logos. As an adult, it’s the Ravens. I just like their logo better.

Celtics for basketball, just because I liked Larry Bird back in the day.

Hockey, it’s the Rangers for no reason other than the name sticks in my head

Football/soccer, it’s Arsenal. Because it’s easy to remember.

Baseball, I tend to go with whatever Sox team pops in my head, or the Dodgers.

Past that, I couldn’t name a team for other sports tbh