You really are asking too much here

We need to get math, geography, literature, history, writing, personal finance, and driving training working again first

Want to know what my drivers ed consisted of?

Not cars, no

A signature of consent and having me/my class to view unredacted images and video of a girl who some of the people in that room personally knew from that very highschool who didn’t wear a seatbelt screaming with her face having been peeled off having passed through the windshield, and similar gory aftermath images

Thats the educational bar of competence we’re competing with here at least nearly two decades ago. You think it’s gotten better or worse since then?