Wait that’s an option? 👀

Hmm I guess I’ll just die. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe I’ll find my faith into Buddhism or something lmao.

Oh yea btw, my mom called me weak and cowardly and unmannly and once told me “You should join the military so you can become more ‘Manly’ and ‘brave’”

I was like “Sureee mom, so when WW3 breaks out and they deploy me to Taiwan, I get to shoot at China’s PLA soldiers…” (context: my family is from China) then mom got mad at me and told me that I’m so weak no military would ever accept me anyways… lmfao.

So if I get drafted and die in war… maybe my mom will finally be happy that her son “died a man” or whateverz…