Comment on Migration minister fails UK citizenship test question
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 hours ago20/24 (83%), native Briton.
Some of those questions are stupid though, on terms of day to day knowledge on Britain.
If it was actually going to be useful, it would include things about:
- Letting someone go in front of you in the shop queue if they’ve only got a few things and you’ve got a basket full.
- Which football teams are “scum” according to supporters of other football teams
- Which one of PJ & Duncan is PJ and which one is Duncan? (Also known as Ant and Dec)
- How to apologise for things, even even they’re not your fault
- Why Piers Morgan is a twat
- What things you can have a “cheeky” one of i.e. pints, Greggses, sausage rolls, Nandoses, and girls (if you’re MP Lembit Opik).
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
How long do you wait before beeping the horn if you’re behind a car at the traffic lights and they turn green is another potential one
GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
I beeped a guy when on holiday in USA once, after a truck didn’t set off for a few seconds. The guy stuck a middle finger out of his window and floored it with a great wheel spin.
Not sure if I broke the rule by beeping too early, or the American rule is that you always flip off the guy behind you.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
You did the New York Second
GiveOver@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
I’m English It was like 3 seconds!