Hmm, OK. Let’s see.

There once was a dumbass on Lemmy

Whose brain was so very empty

He repeated all the propaganda fed to him

With it his brain was filled to the brim

But it was all nonsense and he ended up sucking his own dick.

Oh well, I tried. I guess I’m the William McGonagall of limericks. Would you like an assortment of neuroleptics served on a cafeteria tray instead?

You are a hoot. You gobble up all the propaganda fed to you, but you seem to be blissfully unself-aware of this. Like, you think someone seeing a gif on Tik Tok will make them vote for Trump, but yet you’re somehow immune to the powerful propaganda rays, and you’ve got the truth. Like any conspiracy theorist.

Oh please don’t expose me to Putin’s Brain Rays, I don’t want to vote for Trump!!! Oh so scary!

(Oh and trying that 2024-era trick because you think anyone who disagrees with you is an AI is all I need to know about your brainpower.)