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Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

In more ways than people realize. I’ve got so many heartbreaking stories.

My record for most drugs found in the bathroom was six baggies of crystal. One of my jobs as GM+ was “he’s been in the bathroom for a really long time… and there’s no noise in there”

“Alright I get the narcan from my car (we weren’t allowed to keep it in the building but sometimes you need narcan)”

Another horrible story is the time I spent all day stomping on baby Jesus. Products have to be destroyed so not peasants can take them out of the trash. Surprisingly a lot of people didn’t want to stomp on Jesus Christmas ornaments. So I went around to all the store to stomp on Jesus for them.

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