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If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.

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kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.

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- Akrenion@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
  
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  - kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
    
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    skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
    
    Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
    
    The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.
    
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