God damn, I just visited the place… here’s how I imagine it as a physical location like a weird mall. Walk inside and immediately the place smells like stale coffee, ozone from server racks, and old library book you know that dry, papery scent of collective knowledge?
Walk on over to the tech and gaming hub, and you’re greeted with a blast of citrus energy drinks, ionized air (new tech smell), and cooling fan dust.
Around the corner is the advice and relationship wing, it smells like waking past bath and body works. Lavender-scented stress candles and salt fill the air from all the tears and salty comments.
Then probably the best part of the place, the hobbyist nook. Smelling of freshly cut cedar, acrylic paint, sourdough starter, and damp garden soil. I’d stay there a bit, it’s calming for sure.
Mosey on over to the creme de la creme of it all… r/all… it’s like a chaotic food court the stinks of pizza crusts, spicy tacos, and popcorn being blasted by a floor fan. Not the best good court ever.
Then when you have to go take a leak, you gotta go to the backrooms… the “deep web” area… "Warning: Avoid the ‘Deep Web’ corridors unless you enjoy the scent of damp basements and unwashed hoodies."
Soulphite@reddthat.com 6 days ago
God damn, I just visited the place… here’s how I imagine it as a physical location like a weird mall. Walk inside and immediately the place smells like stale coffee, ozone from server racks, and old library book you know that dry, papery scent of collective knowledge?
Walk on over to the tech and gaming hub, and you’re greeted with a blast of citrus energy drinks, ionized air (new tech smell), and cooling fan dust.
Around the corner is the advice and relationship wing, it smells like waking past bath and body works. Lavender-scented stress candles and salt fill the air from all the tears and salty comments.
Then probably the best part of the place, the hobbyist nook. Smelling of freshly cut cedar, acrylic paint, sourdough starter, and damp garden soil. I’d stay there a bit, it’s calming for sure.
Mosey on over to the creme de la creme of it all… r/all… it’s like a chaotic food court the stinks of pizza crusts, spicy tacos, and popcorn being blasted by a floor fan. Not the best good court ever.
Then when you have to go take a leak, you gotta go to the backrooms… the “deep web” area… "Warning: Avoid the ‘Deep Web’ corridors unless you enjoy the scent of damp basements and unwashed hoodies."
This mall fucking sucks.
Fuck reddit.