"Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David."

How that story actually went…

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David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.

God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”