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Dumbledore: hey guys i gotta tell yall that the forbidden forest is like out of bounds because apparently it having the name the FORBIDDEN forest isn’t enough for yall dumbasses. except if youre being a bad bitch and we have to discipline yall caus apperently fudge dont care if one of you die and its not in the ministry guidlines to not harm you but I cant let filch whip you or hang you from the ankles on the celing for some reason idk. ok bedtime chop chop

also Dumbledore: oh so potter malfoy and weasley were misbehaving were they oh ok lets just send them into the forbidden forest where theres drug dealers and rapist centaurs and handjob spiders unsupervised and unarmed. have fun out there. ok bedtime chop chop