ahem
gets out a guitar
strums a few notes

My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,

I can’t drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn’t fear me,
I’m alone on Earth,
I can’t work on my girth,

Why don’t people like me,
I’m not a banshee,
I’m an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),

My family loathes me, I don’t know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I’m a blowfly,

I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,

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