Comment on God's Property

s@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In the Apocrypha, childhood Jesus got mad at another kid and turned him into a tree.
  Now, I’m not saying they’re the same tree. But I am saying I can do whatever I want in my own headcanon.

  2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit.

  http://www.gnosis.org/library/inftoma.htm

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jesus really said fuck you to that one kid in particular

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