… except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

… This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

Either that, or she named it Bidet as a joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.