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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Looks more like a script with empty strings. Like those “Dear my friend %firstname%” spam emails that people often get.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This looks like every voicemail “transcript” I’ve ever read.

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  • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t remember what the actual voicemail was about, but back in the early days of Google Voice, my dad left me one that got transcribed as “Hi, [name], I have the murder.”

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