Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  yuuuuuup

  if I choose to actually get up when I wake up naturally at the right point in the sleep cycle but it’s 17 minutes before I want to wake up, I’m sure awake in a second or two

  if I choose to ignore that and go back to sleep for 23 minutes, the bmit takes a few minutes to fully wake up nowadays

  if my dog is standing on my chest making a hoarking sound, I’m out of bed on my way out the bedroom door yelling at her to follow me before the other one even gets up

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    then we get to play the game “no, just barf outside, it’s fine to barf out here, look, I can tell you’re gonna yark so just do it…” 40 minutes later as I’m trying to get the family out the door together, HURRK HURRRK HURRRRK HUUUUUURRRK

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      oh thankfully I don’t have to wait for it to happen later, it’s a struggle to make it outside — once they start, it’s happening. I’m just happy if they puke on the hardwood and not on a rug. been thinking about trying to teach them to puke in the shower

      friggin’ bastards beg for dinner as early as possible but then puke in the morning if they haven’t eaten in the past 14 hours

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m just happy if they puke on the hardwood and not on a rug. been thinking about trying to teach them to puke in the shower

        I’m ashamed to admit I’ve dragged a dog bodily across the room to get them to puke on the tile or wood flooring. but I’d do it again.

        one of my hounds likes to make pukey noises, then go outside AND EAT GRASS THAT MAKES HER VOMIT LIKE CLOCKWORK.

        0.o

        bro you are your own self fulfilling vomit prophecy. just don’t eat the *@!)$%^*ing grass

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