Comment on Discussion Thread 🐞 Tuesday 18 November 2025
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days agoMy daughter’s graduation is coming up. Fuck knows how many hours of sitting and clapping there’ll be. The best part will be when I get to block school phone numbers, emails and delete Xuno.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Never heard of xuno til now.
If that was around when I went through I would’ve been in a little bit of trouble.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Xuno is a school portal to have safe conversations between students, parents, teachers and admin. This is how safe it is.
I receive an email to say there’s a message in Xuno for me. I open it up and there’s a note from a teacher.
Dear parent. Just a quick a note to let you know Polly was a cunt in class today and there was an incident. We have rectified the problem on our end but we would like to handball this on to you now. Feel free to lash the child if need be. Cheers teacher.
Wait a minute. Who the fuck is Polly? I don’t own a Polly. Oy kid, do you know Polly? She reads the message and informs me she does not.
2nd email arrives “Please disregard the first email”
This happened more than once.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 days ago
lol. Could work in the kids favour though.
“Teacher said you did this”.
“No I didn’t they’ve got it wrong before”
“True, carry on”.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 days ago
True
I wanna know how flustered the teacher is when they’ve opened my kid’s portal page and her photo, name and year level is there and they’re still writing to me about “Polly”.
I have sent my kid on missions to find out about the mysterious incidents that I have been notified about then retracted.