Windows just kinda works

This is how you made clear that you aren’t very experienced. The type of shit that goes wrong with Linux and Windows has a lot of overlap. The difference being that if Linux breaks you have a chance to learn something and fix it. Whereas when Windows inevitably bricks your system with a shitty update that got force installed, you normally have to reinstall your OS

Just admit that your issue with Linux is that you learned a thing and don’t want to learn another because you’re a lazy coward.