So to summarize: your dick is so long that it’s going to touch the toilet if you sit, and it hovers at just the right angle so that it will dip down under the level of the rim and then back up again into the underside of it. Unique problem you have there.
AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
So to summarize: your dick is so long that it’s going to touch the toilet if you sit, and it hovers at just the right angle so that it will dip down under the level of the rim and then back up again into the underside of it. Unique problem you have there.
falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.