Any time I have to handwash anything, I think “Why in the fuck did I not triple check that this was dishwasher safe, I should buy a dishwasher safe one so I don’t need to waste time standing over the fucking sink doing what a hunk of metal could save me the time doing, and more efficiently to boot”.

Showering is either a power fantasy or dread.

Before sleeping is definitely dread.

Public spaces is “why in the fuck are so many people so fucking nasty”.