mannycalavera@feddit.uk 1 week ago
I think you should appy for the job and then do a reverse Eliza Doolittle after the kid gets into Eton.
Oi gotcha mi’lud! Oim really a propa workin’ class scallywag I am! Fooled ya good n’ propa, innit?! Have a banana 🍌.
Or whatever you northerners sound like…
moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Probably beyond my hoodwinking skills. Also I’m not northern myself, I was just wondering what kind of person they would consider to have a “socially appropriate background”. Posh accent, wealthy family, and from South East England, I would expect.