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Newsteinleo@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All* people† should have above average wages and liberal access to ponies and ponyboys.

  *everyone I like
  †people I don’t like are only considered people to bring down the average‡
  ‡look the queue is too long at my favorite salsa bar and my wait time must be brought down by any and all means available§
  §i swear to gods I’ll fake a heart attack for more salsa diabla try me

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