Me: <using Blender in Linux to make low-poly badger>

You: <using paid retro software in WINE inside Linux VM to make low-poly pudu>

Me: A man (Heavy from TF2) is sitting in the dark in front of a window. “I fear no man! But that… thing…” he looks around cautiously before leaning forward, unshadowing his face slightly and continuing with a whisper “…it scares me.”