Me with that superpower:

My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”

20 minutes later

Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”

Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”

Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”

Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”

Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”