Salmon is one of the most expensive fish types in my city especially when it’s not its season.

So last time I pronounced the L on purpose in the fish market. The guy bit his lip, looked at the ground for a second and replied “Yes we do have SALAmon… The best SALAmon… in the whole market for you sir.”

Inside I was like damn right I wanted a SALAmon and I’m getting what I paid for!