Three times now. At this point I’m used to it and expecting it and have a pre-printed letter with questions to ask.

• “What kind of compensation package am I receiving and what are the terms?”

• “How long will I stay on company benefits after today?”

• “Will there be any opposition on this company’s part in my filing for unemployment insurance?”

• “Do I have any legal restrictions in seeking employment in the same industry?”

• “I have ordered several tons of fresh steer manure on the company card, to be delivered to the lobby by later this afternoon, do you fucking like that?”-