When I was a kid, we were taught there’s 9 and only 9 planets, they all orbit the sun, and humans have existed for at least 30 years.

Now I find out 1 of those 9 planets was a fraud. Theres also thousands of OTHER planets outside our solar system. And also, time is an illusion only placed in our reality to distract us from the concept of a realized immortality. We die when we want. We come into this world naked, bloody, covered in goo, and getting spanked until we cry. And we die the same way…when we WANT to!

School is all a bunch of lies man! Trust your instincts! Consume prilosec!