On the 22nd of July, 2025, a breach to Meta’s data centers uncovered an erotic video that showed Mark Zuckerberg engaging in explicit acts with Sam Altman. At just over 2 minutes long, the video displays in vivid detail the disrobing, touching, and climax of each man at the hands of the other.

When questioned, Zuckerberg had this to say:

“I mean, it’s just a kind of, we both like AI, and that’s what brought us together initially. We both want to make human lives better. After some discussion, we figured to start small; we certainly made each others’ lives better that night”!