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Well my mum’s boyfriends cousin is a sewer clearer and he says it’s terrible and smells like shit and everybody who says otherwise is lying. Who do we believe?

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unfreeradical@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Not you.

My neighbors’ son’s dog walker’s second cousin (once removed) says you’re a liar.

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bstix@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
He said no one. I know one. That’s more than zero.

Your acquaintance is wrong and should find a different job in the lying business.

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- Mchugho@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  He’s not wrong and has never lied in his life. In fact he took a vow of truth in Tibet.
  
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  - unfreeradical@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I was abducted by interdimensional aliens who told me that vows of truth are only efficacious in less half of all cases.
    
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    Mchugho@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Was it the vorblarons? I’ve heard they speak in opposite English, so you have to listen to the reverse of what they say.
    
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  - bstix@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    That’s like 10 pinky swears or twice scouts honor. I stand corrected.
    
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