I read “shoves it into the faces…” as “shaves it into the faces…” and the horror of the scenario was amplified as I imagined a crazed, naked, Greek witling a duck into some kind of fleshy Mount Rushmore.
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Then, suddenly, Diogenes appears, plucks the duck, shoves it into the faces of those sitting on the bench, screams ‘This is no bird, behold, a man!’, laughs manically, shits in the duck pond, runs away.
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 1 week ago
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuckin’ Diogenes, man.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
After shitting in the duck pond and fleeing, he returns to his tiny home:
A fuck off huge, old wine barrel.