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Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Yes, really, great white sharks are not an agressive man eater, accidents ocurred by confusing a swimmer or diver with a seal, biting these to notice the error. But naturally with this bite you miss 5 kg of your body, the sorry from the shark then don’t help really.

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ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Mark [The sea captain]: Oh . . . I used to be the captain of my own cruise ship. It was the kind of boat folks rent for weddings, parties, you know, that kind of thing. But on the night in question it had been rented for a prom. Oh, the girls looked so lovely in their dresses, the boys such fine little gentlemen in their tuxedos. They were all drinking and dancing and spiking the punch. I was dizzy with delight when suddenly - my ship sank. We all went into the water. Then came Skoora, picking us off one by one by one by one. Till only I was left. And as he bore down on me, he paused as if to say, “What can I do? I’m a shark. I eat.” And then he cut me in half, cut me right in half - my wife measured me, I’m exactly half my former length. But as he swam away with my lower extremeties dangling from his jaw, I swear to god he was crying.

Kevin: Crying?

Mark: Yes, crying. Oh to be sure, he’s a brutal killing machine. But he shows more remorse than I’ve ever seen in a human.

Skora the Gentle Shark

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