This is much like an old Clinton joke about healthcare.

Folks from several nations are talking about healthcare. One mentions someone getting a heart transplant and being able to work in several weeks. Another mentions another surgery and a time span that the person can get back to work. The American, not to be outdone says, "That's nothing, we can take an asshole from Arkansas, transplant him into the White House, and the entire nation is looking for work the next day!"