I actually love to mispronounce things on purpose, it might be why I chose “Jif” as my little hill to die on lol.

I sometimes do too lol. I lived in Germany for a while. So if we are working on a project together and get along well you might here me pronounce a tool like it’s literally a German word (i.e. “knife” -> “kuh-NEE-fuh” lol)