Just pause time itself. There, everyone is sleeping.
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TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 months agoI’m fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time
Lag@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As someone who seems to have a 36 hour circadian rhythm, my life would be dramatically better if I could pause time to sleep when needed, actually been a dream of mine for about 25 years
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you trying to deport me???
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
Believe it or not...straight to jail.
I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive