Hmm. There’s only 1 thing I know about top gear. That presenter guy, the old one, what’s his name? His father-in-law was awarded a Victoria’s Cross for actions during the Battle of Arnhem; the famous a bridge too far. 7 VCs were awarded in that battle, but he was the only one who made it out alive.

I wonder if that ever became awkward. Like guy comes home and says:

• I did this super dangerous stunt for TV today!

• Oh, you did something dangerous, son? Do tell.