Just stay home, okay champ?

Nope.

No one who self diagnosed themself as egalitarian

Oh yeah, those guys, who are everywhere.

It’s a pretty worthless identifier

boo hoo

It’s an economic philosophy.

It’s also about equality generally

not even a political structure

You almost said something intelligent here. Now, what “political structure” are you interested in, beyond murdering people? Because that’s the only thing you violence-fetishists have drooled out so far.