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sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 day agoWith all this newfangled nonsense I’m surprised you didn’t pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.
Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.
I’m a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can’t even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filthy.
Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spjce hex concoctions. I’ll be here unlocking the depths of voncious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well bending their minds is not the issue whan you need them. The issue is when you don’t need them.
They make a mess and you have to make sure they are fed or they will destroy your lab. Constantly controling them gets exhausting. And don’t talk about you proprietary mind control stones. They never work as advertised and just lose connection so you have to restart the whole mind controll process on some rats.
Just more hassle than it’s worth honestly.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah alright you got me. I just don’t like rats. I had a bad experience when I forgot 20 of them in my lab and went on vacation. Now I just like to have no critters around.