News reports that Musk is a heavy drug user suggest that he self-medicates to cope.

Elon knows all the money in the world can’t make him a real boy and that warms my cold dead heart.

Bonus: Elon’s dad is exactly the kind of POS you’d expect, but his one redeeming quality is that he heaps praise on Elon’s brother while regarding the world’s richest man as a disappointment.