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dave@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

me, an ice cube
can’t wait to get out of this place
door opens every day, but never get to leave
anon finally picks me out–this is my chance
wriggle out of his inept grip
make a break for freedom under the fridge
mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under

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Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
me, an ice cube

want to see the outside

the door opens and i get picked

exited i try to look around

get dropped on the floor, still exited

get kicked under the fridge

enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor
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