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madjo@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

me, an ice cube
ugh, no I don’t want to leave the freezer
oh no! He’s picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!
you know what? I’ll jump out of his hands! He’ll surely have to pick me up and put me back.
what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!
fml

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dave@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
me, an ice cube

can’t wait to get out of this place

door opens every day, but never get to leave

anon finally picks me out–this is my chance

wriggle out of his inept grip

make a break for freedom under the fridge

mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
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- Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  me, an ice cube
  
  want to see the outside
  
  the door opens and i get picked
  
  exited i try to look around
  
  get dropped on the floor, still exited
  
  get kicked under the fridge
  
  enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor
  
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