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me, an icecube finally, it’s my day to shine someone finally takes me out of the fridge clumsy mofo drops me, I’m spiraling downwards into the deep unkown when i think it can’t be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from fml

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madjo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
me, an ice cube

ugh, no I don’t want to leave the freezer

oh no! He’s picking me! Grab one of my annoying neighbours please!

you know what? I’ll jump out of his hands! He’ll surely have to pick me up and put me back.

what the fuck? He just kicks me underneath the freezer to melt uselessly?!

fml
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- dave@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  me, an ice cube
  
  can’t wait to get out of this place
  
  door opens every day, but never get to leave
  
  anon finally picks me out–this is my chance
  
  wriggle out of his inept grip
  
  make a break for freedom under the fridge
  
  mfw the fuckwit helps by actually kicking me further under
  
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  - Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    me, an ice cube
    
    want to see the outside
    
    the door opens and i get picked
    
    exited i try to look around
    
    get dropped on the floor, still exited
    
    get kicked under the fridge
    
    enraged i take revenge by feeding mold and warping the floor
    
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